Lights In Stuff

Admit it, for a crazy fucking German, He got style. That man was ahead of himself. If it wasnt for the fact Id prob get the shit beaten out of me for it, I’d have that stache. Only Captain Price’s Chops are as sweet but I think you need an accent to pull it off. Mario has nothing on that (well almost).

In other news I saw Valkyrie which was pretty sweet and thought of a video I saw forever ago about twitter. Thought I should share it. The first is Hitler talking about twitter. If you dont know what it is, welcome to the fucking free world.

Hitler’s Twitter Shitter

Hitlers Xbox Red Ring

Hitler Tries Other Consoles

Anyway, if anyone has a suggestion on what I should turn this video into, leave a comment. You would be amazed what I come up with when im bored.

Jeebus H Christ. Im a 23 year old dude, not that old, and fucking despise these little shits I seem to encounter on a near daily basis. Now Im sure I was a little prick when I was younger, as I can barley stand myself now, but I mean come on. 

I saw a group of children,2 girls, 3 boys, on the N train coming home today. Oldest probably 12 youngest prob 9. The youngest was a boy who seemed to finish ever sentence with “Fuck”,”Nigga” and “bitch”. 2 girls whose mouth was filled with more “shit” than 2 girls one cup and easily amused by spanish curse words, the oldest boy I didnt seem to mind as much since he just hung around prob on the premise of touching one of their “sweet pussies”.

Don’t get me wrong, I believe the ability to exercise such colorful language on a daily basis is probably the best part about being me, but seems to lose its beauty amongst those who saturate the air with their stupidity and unabilty to exercise restraint (or a firm grasp of the english language). When  you hear the word “fuck” tossed into every sentence, does it not lose its power? Instead of say “Yo stupid nigga, go fuck yoself son”, try using the words as an adjactive. “Shit Brick(see that), had your mother learned restraint, I may not have to put up with your fuck head stupidity and lack of class.”

I seriously wonder where these kids parent are at 9PM. Hopefully not making more potential abortions (they were the taint of society, you would abort them too). I know when I was a kid and acted up, I got my ass kicked. No time out, no corner, no warning. A stern look and a swift foot to the ass if I was lucky. Hispanic parents are creative with asskickings. You quickly learn to pick your battles and never to pick it in the kitchen lest you want to get hit with the cord of a toaster (which is fucking short) or a wooden spoon. I dare you to do it in public. Ive seen my mom hit little kids when their parents aren’t around because they were pains. COMEDY.

Back to the stupidity, these pricks. I was hoping someone on this train would take responsibility for mistaking a mouth for a vagina but alas, no father either. I hope to god to see them again and youtube this, so hopefully their parent will see how much of a disappointment the public school system is and get an abortion anyway(23 years later did not stop my mom from trying).

Why the hell do they seem to think that running around trains harassing random passengers anyway. I know I was busy playing video games, hanging out with my friends,  making random explosives, and being chased with a crowbar. Wont be happy till they get touched by a weather man on a 6 train.

I can hope that my kids dont suck as much or will at least kick these kids asses.

Ok I know it been a few since a decent post but this should hold you over. I watched this a few times since laast week and had to share. Tonight I’m going to see Shael Riley @ Otto’s Shrunken Head. Have a feeling I might end up at Crocodile Lounge. Pizza, Beer, Good Tunes. Can’t ask for more.

Had to get that out. New Year, same shit. Get me some liquor.

PEAS!

The guy speaking sounds like a child molester.

Enjoy!

It is now live!

While I waint for Youtube to process a new vid I uploaded, I give you stuff that hs made me laugh within the last hour and a song stuck in my head.

Shael Riley- Im Yours (Jason Mraz Cover) Nercore/Chip music @ its best

Now im not a fan of holiday music, however 8 bit rocks and I now have a growing appreciation of it as I try to learn the art myself.
I present to you 8 Bit Jesus, a NES inspired Christmas album. Shael Riley found it. Here is a link to his goods.

http://www.doctoroctoroc.com/video-games/8-bit-jesus-full-album-release/

Upon my travels I have found the official HTC service manual for the G1.

Now you too can void your warranty (or repair your phone). I like being able to have control over my stuff. Be warned, this looks harder than opening a PSP or PS2 and the material is more fragile. 

It can be found here.

I want to take this moment to bitch about the Android Marketplace. The apps are great, I mean its the purpose of having the marketplace. I guess my complaint is the ability to comment on the marketplace. I was hoping that those attracted to the marketplace were more…geek. Instead I have those who upgraded from Sidekicks, the flammers on Xbox Live and those who pick up chicks on Myspace.

Sidekick User

Myspace Users

Xbox User

Just to clarify what I read on a daily basis: comments are posted in a forum style. Oldest comments at the bottom, newest at the top..

This is a sample comment from any given application

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Sessy 2 B      12-21-2008                                                                    *

1st Woot!

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KC            12-21-2008                                                                    ****

4 Stars, Great App. Just enter the username you registered with as the direction said on the install page. Could have more features. AND ENOUGH WITH THE FIRST, YOU AREN’T EVEN FIRST!

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Andy       12-21-2008                                                                    *

fuck this shit, fckn retarded. Dnt knw hw 2 nstall. Sngle ladiezzz asshole@gmail.xom

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Charles     12-21-2008                                                                    *

N1gg3rzz! Jerseeee Ruleeeszzzzzz!!!1 Fuck Ho-BAMA

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Luis        12-21-2008                                                                    ***

Apps Gay, How to fkn use

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Drew        12-21-2008                                                                    *

First!

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Andre         12-21-2008                                                                    ***

3rd!

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James 12-21-2008                                                                    *****

First!

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Google,  hear my prayers!

Help me!

Well, Tried to update the site earlier to find…

The system is down

Well obviously its working again. Apparently my host’s “farm” probably had some issues. You get what you pay for (and I pay NOTHIN’). Still haven’t decided if I want to take this project serious enough for it to have financial backing as I can bitch to my cat without having to pay him to tell other people (I don’t trust him).

The original reason for the post is that newgrounds posted a flash series I have been following for a while. Here is the last episode.

This is related to a series from a previous post:

There she is! Part 1

There she is! Part 2

There she is! Part 3

There she is! Part 4

Here is the last episode (same as above)

And does ANYONE ELSE Have Left4Dead, been itching to play with people I actually know, (or new ones) Reaper you suck BTW. 

Peas