So, laying here at 3:08 am, typing on my phone, deciding my weekend plans, and im awake. Bloody hell. I’m going to see a show tomorrow at Mercury Lounge in the East Village. Schaffer the Darklord, MC Lars and the Beatards. $12 at door. Thats whats being done in a few hours.
Wife is here, not appreciating mondern technology (blogging while talking to her). Then again why is she up now anyway? Me thinks there is something amist.
Im probably up because I downloaded the new Fallout 3 DLC and had to rebeat the game to start it. I hope it doesn’t suck as my eyes can only take a color pallet of brown-green for about 75 hours before I need to shoot nazi zombies.
Speaking of Nazi, Hitler’s bday just passed. Yay. Which mean my birthday just past, yay. Had a nice turnout with a cool crowd and have to delete evidence of me singing karaoke asap. Got drunk in the vill in one piece, we need not discuss the events to follow. I also recieved jury duty for my birthday.
Nothing says civil service like jury duty. Showing up ass early, to sit in a room of people equally as unhappy with you. Reminds me of the dmv, but you are sitting, which if anyone read me talking about the dmv, is not that bad. Same can be said for jury duty. You show up, wait, if selected, do jigsaw puzzles with 9 other people (11 on a criminal case) and think about what you can do to provoke a juducial official into a law and order moment. My case is over so i can speak freely on it. That nigga did it! Guilty! He killed that whit lady! He touched that little boy! My bad OJ and Michael Jackson trials in my mind.
You know those cases where there is a mom and she kills her daughter for being a lasbian but is actually having an affair with her daughters lover? This was not that kind of case. This was a ” I slipped n fell on a scaffolding” case. Not nearly as interesting as video evidence from my fictional case could have been. God bless my fellow jurors for having a sense of humor as I do not think I would have made it out alive. I don’t care to type beyond explaining that much because that about sums it up. Oh, and that Kafib guy is badass as a lawyer. Only dude who can make a weather dude look fucking stupid when he is the expert. Completely got a few “oh snaps” and “served” out of us.
Ok. Its late and now 3:30. Sleep. I will try again.
